Hunger Games Meets Facebook

**Zaylex/Keli** Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:54 pm

THIS IS NOT MINE. I GOT IT FROM FANFICTION BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS.

Name: Peeta Mellark

Age: 15

Sex: Ummmm…not yet

Occupation: Baker

Likes: Katniss Everdeen(more like loves but watevs),Stalking Katniss Everdeen, Dreaming about Katniss Everdeen,Kissing a pillow pretending it's Katniss Everdeen, and Baking.

ScreenName: Katniss&Peeta4eva

Peeta's Wall

Katnisshateslife: Change your screen name. Now.

Comments:

Katniss&Peeta4eva: anything for you

(Peeta Mellark has changed his screen name)

KatnissMellarkIsMyWife&Life: I like this one better! It rhymes…hehe

Katnisshateslife: oh my god peeta…why don't you just delete your account…

KatnissIsMyWife&Life: no way,kool kat ;)

Katnisshateslife: Never call me that again.

(Peeta Mellark has changed his screen name)

Peeniss4eva: Omg I like this one sooo much better! Get it? It's a mixof our names!

Katnisshateslife has logged off

Peeniss4eva: KATNISS EVERDEEN LOVES ME AND I LOVE HER TOO

Comments:

Katnisshateslife: I hope you get reaped.

Galeisasexybeast: You're a joke,Mellark.

8769 likes

Gale's Wall

Peeniss4eva: Your screen name makes no sense,ooooo burrrnnnn.

Comments:

Galeisasexybeast: You're talking to me about screen names? Do you even know what your screen name means?

Peeniss4eva: Well,duh? It's a mixof me and Katniss' names,kind of like Bennifer, and I put 4 as in 'for' cuz I'm hot like that, and eva is a slang term for ever.

Galeisasexybeast: Didn't think so…you probs don't even have one,so….

Peeniss4eva: What are you talking about? Watevs…you're a loser.

Peeta's Wall

Peeniss4eva: Chillin with my girlfriend Katnisssssssss! The extra s' is because she is sssssssssizzling hot!

Katnisshateslife: we are not hanging out. I'd rather get reaped.

Comments:

Peeniss4eva: I'd volunteer as tribute Smile

Katnisshateslife: You can't for me,you're a guy…nevermind hahaha.

Galeisasexybeast: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!

Katnisshateslife: gale change your screen name.

Galeisasexybeast: Why? Isn't it true ;)

Katnisshateslife: No.

Peeniss4eva: Ha! I told it was stupid!

Galeisasexybeast: well you change yours to because it depresses the shit out of everyone.

Peeniss4eva: STOP IT! KATNISS' IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! I'M GOING TO COME BEAT YOU UP!

(6:45 pm)

Peeniss4eva has logged off.

(6:46 pm)

Peeniss4eva has logged on.

Peeniss4eva: Hey guys. Uh,I just wanted to say I have a black eye because I tripped and fell.

Comments:

GaleTheRebel: Yeah okay...

Katnisshateslife: Gale,change your screen name.

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